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About Me Member General Addict FrozenRodent26/Male/Australia Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Years
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The thoughtless murder of millions continues......

Sun Dec 18, 2005, 7:02 PM
Today I had to get a piece of 1800x1600mm 450-EC White lined cardboard down from a pallet to make a sample for a client. I let it slowly drift to the floor and thought nothing more of it.

A gun/carchase eludes this story so far, and I can smell bordom.

Nothing I hadn't done a billion times before, but this time was different.

After jumping down from the stack and picking the board up I noticed that the white side of it was covered in small flecks of blood, hundreds of them, all scuffed the same way.

It seemed the I had unwittingly dropped the board on a cloud of Thrip, you know the little critters, if a fart looked like something it would look like a cloud of these poor bastards.

I had sucessfully managed to wipe out an entire squadron of them.

I am wondering, seeing that they all possesed red blood, would I feel as guilty if I had done the same thing and their blood was black or green or something more bug like?

Why red?

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  • Current Residence: Oblivion/Geelong
  • Interests: Abusing Technology, Egyptology, Scaring Strangers, Closing my eyes REALLY tight, Astrophysics
  • Favourite movie: Big Trouble in Little China, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
  • Favourite band or musician: Frank Zappa, Ween, Isis, Cult of Luna, Devin Townsend (all forms), Neurosis, Pelican, Sigur Ros
  • Favourite genre of music: 4am Mind Numb Stupid
  • Favourite artist: Helnwein
  • Favourite poet or writer: Graham Hancock, E. A. Wallis Budge
  • Favourite style of art: Digital Collage / Stencils
  • Operating System: %100 Pure
  • MP3 player of choice: No Opinion
  • Wallpaper of choice: Background of Godless Doom.jpg
  • Skin of choice: Armour Plated
  • Favourite game: Got your nose
  • Favourite gaming platform: My un-PC, P.C.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Lain and Salad Fingers
  • Personal Quote: Declare war on normal, eat the sun, walk a dark earth.
  • Tools of the Trade: Potatoshop, Angry Fists, Crayons, Lightwave,

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:iconblisterine66:
good stuff you have

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Either you think, or else others have to think for you.
:iconshooga:
Thanks for the fave :)

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:iconprobertson:
"If you dont like my art dont comment on it you Ass hole! I dont need your comments fucking up my deviations"

HAHA eat shit


"You are the most flammible being on earth o: Its funny, you're double my age"

I don't really understand this one.

HAVE YOU FINISHED EATING YOUR OWN FACE OFF I WANNA SEE THE END OF BEARD BABIES 2!!!!!!!!!
:iconfrozenrodent:
You steaming bowl of burned piss.
Don't worry, it will be finished before the apocalypse.

Corey Feldmans melenoma pants send their reguards.

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Declare war on normal, eat the sun, walk a dark earth.
:iconprobertson:
If you haven't finished beard babies yet I'm gonna take the lids off all the jars in your house and wipe my sweaty thighs all over the ceilings.
:iconfrozenrodent:
I was thinking of a 12:00 31st of December release, round about the time of the apocalypse, anything we can do to help.......

Even if it does mean your sweaty thighs on my ceiling, and that tear in the time space continuum can look after itself.

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Declare war on normal, eat the sun, walk a dark earth.
:iconfrozenrodent:
Noooooo, it looks like that time again.

Christs rotting cock, my eyes have only just stopped bleeding from the last time you bastard.

Funny you should mention that twist, I sold my soul to Bob Hoskins once.

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Declare war on normal, eat the sun, walk a dark earth.
:iconprobertson:
check your g-mail you slop badger
:iconfrozenrodent:
More will come, I sealed my brain up into a brick wall after the last one.
I forgot I need to use it for episode two.

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Declare war on normal, eat the sun, walk a dark earth.
:iconakitty:
will of the beard babies rocks, more more more..!!!

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